Too[2]Extremes

24 02 2011

Michael_Jack heard it as black or white.

There is no half way| in between| almost made it|

I beg to digress…

You see all this comes about only and only when it really does matter!
And when does it really do matter…???

When ever you deal with someone’s emotions, it matters

Examples aside…

You check out hot shawtie on the phone at the corner looking all snazzy and not bothered by the wind whistling under her skirt… (I can imagine the view, hmmmn!)

You walk up to her to say hi. She sees your intent in your eyes, and tells the person on the phone she’ll call back.

Then you trip over the small stone that you could not see coz you was focusing on her eyes…

You get up calmly, sort out the dust on your clothes, and walk away

It doesn’t matter, or does it?

She calls you back and says…
“hey playa, are you gwan walk away
just like that”

Your plan has worked
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You set up the appointment for the mid afternoon sleepy Thursday, in the AC filled board room and plan a way of livening up the soon-to-be-retired CEOs and their overtly snobbishness!

Half of them call to say they will be late coz of the jam, and the other half are on time as always eyeing the hot new receptionist!

Can’t blame them huh! Men will be men (chuckles)

The meeting begins on time as scheduled and you lower the AC to increase the warmth at the boring parts of the presentation…

Then as a few of the present CEOs start nodding off, the late chaps turn up thus waking up the dosers!!

As the presentation drags on, you ask the hot new receptionist to come in and turn up the AC!

The place cools down and heats up at the same time and you notice this, so you ask the HNR to stay a while longer by bringing in cold drinks with ice cubes in the bucket!

Little do they know that HNR is actually the new Tech Manager responsible for results!

They only find out when she takes over the presentation at its most boring!

And only then do we all pay attenshun!!!

LOLsss
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Nada2say right about now!

Just glad to have what to write!

Shout outs to Ms.Kintu, Val, Tumwi, the chaps at nodesix, all the fellaz involved at UrbanLegend, Dark_Choc (yeah, I know you is in on this), Sy (need to read something about Rhys sometime), Tumwi, and Lucee… (this time it ain’t personal is it now??)…

AuntiePop (for you, it is personal!!! Get off of FB for a week and drop a joint already)





defense…

10 02 2011

The 2006 World Cup was played in the heart of Europe in deutscheland and was won by the Italian National Football team. It was not a given as the usual suspects involved are what a Muganda would “abananyini” loosely translated as “TheUsualSuspects” in the run up to its across the Rhinelands…

After all was said and done however, the usual suspects triumphed with the final four being Italy, France, Germany and Portugal stood tall.. Twenty-Oh-Six is the first time in the history of FIFA’s WC that a person has been awarded the prestigious FIFA Player of the Year for not scoring any goals but rather protecting his goal keeper from any of the wandering superbly skilled strikers and mid-fielders… Incase you are wondering whether the name Fabio rings a bell, be sure to let it stick in your minds that most footballers who are world reknown akina Diego Maradona , David Beckham, Gabriel Batistuta, Zizou, Stevie G, David Ginola, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Romario, and a host of other Brazilian born super-skill-ful players are actually all out attack-minded intent-filled gems…

They light up the entire stadium (and flat screen at your local sports bar) with oohs, and aaghs, when they keep going and going and leaving defenders in their wake and goal keepers looking like a pack of fallen cards, LOLs!!!

Truth be told that the way the world works is related but somewhat slightly different but the more you take a closer look at it, the more you realise that the world ani’t never chilling withthe defenders of the earth! Of course by defenders of the earth, a bwana has no serious meaning other than all those people who are serious about engaging in their own duties mainly because they like their roles and how they execute them…

Meanwhile up ahead you have the other chaps who know how to make things look really good and all the while making others stress themselves trying to make an impression that in good parts will just be brushed aside because the world usually blindsides the smaller picture for the bigger more-fun-to-be-associated with picture…

So, ask yourself one question:

Who do you know in the European and World Cup winning Spanish teams of both 2008 and 2010 respectively that is a world class defender…

Other than the amazingly talented Andreas Iniesta, Xavi, Fernando Torres, David Villa or the afro-stylized Carles Puyol???





|truth|be|told|

6 02 2011

Truth be told, no one ever wants to know how the plumber does his job right?

Or how the accountant makes sure that the auditor and the local tax aithorities are smiling coz he/she has set up the paperwork so smoothly and organized it in such a way to clarify it twice would be an abomination

What i am getting at is another in the truly basiknes plan….

The end of the jigsaw puzzle usually is lauded and given all due props right?

But in between finding the missing link, and the identical pieces of the pie altogether while missing on all those dope hang-out sessions, and chill-out ones too…

Funny though is no matter how hard or diligently you push along, there always is someone who makes this shyte looks so easy and can do it in her sleep…

But then between you and me, we all know that whatever story you mention, the distance taken to become the finished product has no shortcuts whatsoever….








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