Game-ish again

The way the laws of attraction between any two people work is very similar to the simple laws of demand and supply…

Hear me out before you think just because I was a student of economics, and finance, I might get all technocrati on you’re a** and as such skip the plan of being a very basik blogger….

Be in my shoes…

I am walking down the corridor at the Dinghy_Hotel (D_H), and she is getting outta her hotel room (T’was Room 112, no that was mine, hers was room 202) and she was possibly the most shapely female I had seen in over a week and who really wasn’t bothered by my looking at her a**…

Anyways, she closes her door and turns the other way to walk to the elevator…

I took it like the usual drama and walked away, coz I had a date with me cousin who I hadn’t seen since she made the blooming decision to take the job with ABN Amro and live and work in Johannesburg…

Back2Basics…

We met at the Dinghy_Bar (D_B) and had a quick round of Jack Daniel’s and since it was early, we decided against ordering another round….

We chatted a bit before she asked me about how Momz was doing… If Dad was hustling with his new agricultural projects… and if my little bros were representing in the classroom…

Just when we’d made our orders for both the entrées and the main course, the shapely chic from the corridor turns up at our table and says a brief hello to my cousin… they didn’t dig too much into the jazz, but rather stopped at pleasantries…

She walked away (to my glee) and me and my cousin manage to put away enough helpings that would ashame any of our family members… We headed back to the bar and tucked away couple more rounds (ok, just two more Tandra) of JD’s and then continued to chuckle both amongst ourselves and the barman… (whattanice guy, espeshlee after thatfree last round) hehehehe

B2B…

Fast forward a few weeks and I’m at a conference at the Whatever Hall at Hotel Equatorial… I had to get up early coz I had to do something for my side project…

It’s the second day and we’re expecting a guest speaker from South Africa… I heard she was very shapely, well according to one of my colleagues from Durban…

She turns up, and DAYUM!!!

It was the Miss_Killer_Shapely_Lady from the corridor at the dinghy hotel….

I knew it was time to bring back Game-ish from Unfinished_Bizness….

So I asked my colleague (Tandra, the one from Durban), and he reliably informed me she was single, just outta some crappy relationship…. And she was with us till the end…

In retrospect, I wonder how come he knew all that reliable information!!

Anyways, I sort of pretended that I had no idea who she was till the next day @ Lunch hour. I sauntered off to her lunch table, with the bigger dawgs (mbu sponsors)…

She told me it was her first time in Uganda, loved the Sun…. appreciated the welcome-ing people, and hated the mad jam at lunch hour, and evening time too…

She gave me her number, without me asking, coz she said I was the first Ugandan Guy to approach her… Mbu the rest all seemed innocent-ish…

I called he later that evening about hooking up tomorrow, and she said she wasn’t doing nada, so why don’t we head to watch a flick (yeah, Tandra, I know… who still uses this)

We headed to G-City but found all the nice(er) ones had already started…

We decided to grab a quick drink at The_Venue…

We chatted, and kicked back like we’d been buxom-buddies (Candy, is that the right word, or is it bosom??) since the PLE exams of 1990….

She didn’t do nada, but asked me to push her to her digs at the Better_Hotel…. I suggested we walk it to the B_H, and look at the stars… (sounds corny huh doesn’t it Duksey??) anyways, we walked to the Golf Course Apartments. Since it was early (again), we headed to the bar for a quick fix, and laugh with the Barman…

At the bar, our knees touched, and when my hand rubbed on her thigh, by accident, he didn’t flinch… she was handling her alkoholiks drama well enough, and I wasn’t worried about shyte…

When I ordered the JD’s, she winked at me…. Saying she had those little Mini-Bars they give you off of First Class in the aeroplane…. It had a few more rounds of JD’s that she could finish, and apparently needed help….

Free JD’s!!!

I walked her to her room (202 coincidentally again) and sat down… she went to the cupboard and pulled out the Mini-Bar!!

Then she leaned over to stretch and grab something, and cleverly sneaked a quick kiss on me cheek….

That was the end of the JD’s discussion…

Then she told me she remembers me “appreciating” her shapeliness in that D_B in Jo’burg

I denied ever having seeing her voluptuousness anywhere…

Ever…

It was then that I knew that I had no_game….