For Joshi

23 04 2008

The Real Basics, these are for you Joshi… somehow your blog page is er, protected… these are the first ten rules of a wanna-be-playa like yourself… and yeah dawg, the whole plan of writing stuff backwards, and asking me to look in the mirror is kinda lame..

I realised i was beyond being a wanna-be-playa when i know-ticed that i can do all of these things in-reverse!

You wanna be a playa Joshi, do the needfull, and show us your game…

One

Never show your real side…

Two

Never say the words “I love you”

Three

Only agree with her when you are sure there’s something innit for you

Four

Always represent when it comes to her asking to do things for her, [always]

Five

Never introduce her to your boys (Never)

Six

Try not to hit on her friends, however hot they are! Let them ask how you are!!

Seven

Remember where you met her… and how you started talking to her too

Eight

Never try to jump into her pants, never ever show that you are desperate, even if Bwana is complaining how!

Nine

When it is time to “split”, don’t try to get into her pants one last time [Do Not]

Ten

Try not to fall for her….

Ladies, don’t despair, i shall drop the next ten to avoid peeps like Joshi, or the old [Mr.B2B]

Afterall, 2_can_play_that_game, innit??

The song in the playlist is Jon B’s “They Don’t Know”


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23 04 2008
candybox

socks??????/

23 04 2008
candybox

Yup. Socks and shoes.

23 04 2008
candybox

Ok. Enough excitement. I do believe this is a first (with pun) for me.
Now i know what to look out for.

24 04 2008
Tandra

lol @candy box…..

mez waiting for the other list! but err… isnt it the same thing?

24 04 2008
Sybella

Bwana, mr. b2b, who be that?

but why can’t you introduce her to your boys? wouldn’t it be kind of cool since you would be “changing” the chicks you are playing like often…..

24 04 2008
Princess

Eh, Sy! Oba you re-read the Bwana statement?Me thinks Bwana is definitely male, as in belonging to a guy but NOT a guy…

@ Mr.B2B: interesting list.

24 04 2008
petesmama

A long long time ago, when I was a key member of a certain Playas Club, I knew the rules. These days, I have no use for them.

24 04 2008
Peace

Hmmm, that title is …

I’m going to try and follow this list and see if it works.

24 04 2008
duksey

But you…
I beg to differ on that friend intro thing.If you dont introduce her, she will think something is wrong and yet the whole point of being a player is making her assume she is the ONE.

24 04 2008
Mr. B2B

@Candy
First time!
It gets you when you finally do get there!

@Candy
Hmmmn!

@Candy
Well, you do know huh!

@Tandra
Have a little patience…
Candy took your sockies too!

@Sy
Well… Bwana is a very calm guy who reacts to what the eyes have seen! though sometimes…
About introducing “her”…
Ever heard about “feedback”!
Will drop more in the subsequent post!

@Princess
Bwana is most definitely a guy!
Cheers

@PetesMomz
I hear you!

@Peace
Knock yourself out!

@Duksey
It comes across when getting rid of her!

@Joshi
So far…..
Even the ladies are helping you out!

24 04 2008
Cheri

Lol Bwana…hahaha

Ok, lemme adapt these. but I alreday said the “L” word.

Nah, I wont be a playa. Not again! Tired of the game.

Left it for y’all.

24 04 2008
tumwijuke

Men really don’t know a single thing about women. Here, this post, is proof.

24 04 2008
me

hmmmmm….

24 04 2008
Mr. B2B

@Cheri
Chuckling
I left it too for Joshi to try and step up, but er….

@Tumwi
No No…
It isn’t as bad as it looks…
it could be much worse…

@Intelligensia
Word!

25 04 2008
Eb

Um… is there some blog tension around these parts

A blog beef if you will?

25 04 2008
Abid

DO i detect some ,what do they call it, nugu or the green eyed monster,in Mr.B2B’s comments?

30 04 2008
valentia

players..(frowns)…reminds me of the first Mr. Val…tsk tsk…

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