Weird complexities

12 02 2009

The way that we are created in God’s Image, it is amazing to actually realize that each of us is very very different in our own way….

I am not yet 30 years old… [yeah, don’t trip…. we shall get there sometime, even you who’s somehow always on the edge!! ]

But with all the observance that I have done in my life…. and also all the learning, I have found out two simple but very very confusing basiks…

The more men and women are different, the more they stay the same….

I shall begin with the whole truth and wrap up the drama with a sentence that shall inevitably raise a few opinions…

The more dominant specie of the human race likes to have things in a way that suits er it…

It likes to assume that things will always be, er its way and because of that gets sucked into a routine faster than you can back2…. Why I choose to say dominant, is coz they are the ones who are not afraid to make mistakes…. and many a time get a lot of stick for not being pro-active … right Val ???

They are usually hard to comprehend, and unless you have learnt how to read their actions and even better, their reactions, you are always baffled by what comes out of their mouths…. it gets even worse when they choose to shuddup like they are paid to, and because of this, you sometimes feel that going back to the drawing board helps…. by soft rubs to the arms and some gentle encouragement…

They love do be appreciated and even worse is that they love to be the ones who seem to have thought of the issues first, so that when p.r.o.p.s are being dished out, they are evidently on hand to pick ‘em up… Sometimes they look like they are little all over again, and many a time feel like that, but because society trips sometimes, they tend to behave a little older…

These domi-ahem-ahem-nant species love to get laid…. and they do not pretend about it!! It is on their minds a lot and because of this they deserve a large amount of kudos because we all know that the strongest of all urges are sex, desire and yes faith….

Because of this, this specie can learn to focus on all other things besides sex, and manage to pull off every assignment expected of him….

The other species on the other hand, is even more amazing…. Maybe it’s coz they tend to want to ease into the other specie’s life and make the permanence all the more worthwhile…

You see they are raised with so many gloves in hand and are given some decent sense of direction…. they are cautioned at every, er corner that they should sneak a look before they rush on to the oncoming traffic…. they are also warned about the wickedness of the above three desires and find no problem searching and dealing with platonic-ism…..

You find however that the things that drive them are natural in-born dramatiks called hormones that always are brought up on a very strict reactionary curve that the other species somehow never seems to get wind of….

You see this specie tends to say everything as they go along and as time has gone on, they want to tend to be in the shoes of the other species… i.e. domi-ahem-ahem-nant!!

They are amazingly self-less, and patient when needs be… they are soft in more ways than one and when they attempt to smile, every one around them notices and makes them smile instead….

You see this specie is generally very hard to understand coz they can suddenly burst out with some issues that you have no idea wondering where they came from!! They remember the baddest stuff that you said you would endeavour to do and they never want to be put down by anyone…

The thing that gets me all the time as a very salient observer in the basikness is the fact that as much as the other specie is complex…..

The other one is just damn right weird

So, yeah….

You tell me…. what’s so different huh!!

What!!!


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17 responses

12 02 2009
The Emrys

word dawg, word!!

12 02 2009
Sybella

shya, beef! we are not weird! just because most of you “complexities” do not try to understand us does not make us weird…

12 02 2009
Igis

I read somewhere that Albert Einstein tried to write a book called “Women and Men. Understanding the difference.” He never completed it. Dood, even a genius failed, so I wont even try.

12 02 2009
petesmama

Dude. Unrelated, but call me now. Your phone is perpetually off. So yeah, NOW.

Sanks.

12 02 2009
mizcynic

war of the sexes…u paint women to look psycho though.

12 02 2009
beeeme

one of those sounded like me…but am not weird or different.

12 02 2009
Miss Cheri

Lol about Einstein…Even women don’t understand themselves!

The thing is; Men wish Women were like coin operated machines. Because they aren’t and men don’t always understand or seem to get what they want, they conclude that women are “weird”.

12 02 2009
Ashy

Why is everyone assuming the ‘weird’ ones are the female? We are the ‘domi-ahem-ahem-nant’ ones!

12 02 2009
The Dark Knight

*reeling from reactionary overload.

Dude, which specie is which?? No wonder I prefer dealing with machines, lol.

Seriously though, awesome stuff. and yes word.

We need a deeper break down of the wierd and the complex though. Some of us are taking notes.

NOT.

‘sup player.

12 02 2009
Val

B2B…right now hmmm…its not even those so-called hormones….some men are just not worth it..end of story…

As for some of your species wanting things their way full stop…it is very true…

Trying to be objective about this….maybe its the hormones?? But I say men are the weird and the complex ones rolled in one..sometimes they initiate the drama on their own..

ok..I’m not objective..sorry

12 02 2009
Apr9

Difference is………..we’ve something goin every month and guys don’t.

Weird is GOOD.

13 02 2009
Carsozy

Didn’t quite understand which was what and who is weird but I’ll impulsively go along with the guys yeah! word.

14 02 2009
DoomsDay

Great stuff. You have done mob research….but if even Einstein failed, then it can never really be understood.

lol@ women being coin operated machines..life would be more complicated.

The difference? Do share if you get it eventually

17 02 2009
Alesi

“The more men and women are different, the more they stay the same….They love do be appreciated and even worse is that they love to be the ones who seem to have thought of the issues first, so that when p.r.o.p.s are being dished out, they are evidently on hand to pick ‘em up…”

The difference is the same!!!

“The other species on the other hand, is even more amazing…. Maybe it’s coz they tend to want to ease into the other specie’s life and make the permanence all the more worthwhile…”

And this is the controversial one, which even i am finding difficulty swallowing and its Biblical: she was cursed that her desires will always be towards her man!!!

I rest my case!

18 02 2009
mrslish

Women just need to trust in the fact that their man can lead them. Plain and simple…

22 07 2010
flecks of gold

Mascara that’s what ! A friend was telling me 2nite how her doctor defined her condition as the 3 Fs…Fat Female over Forty ! Well I say thank God for small mercies…she could have been an MFF trying to re-ignite a dead flame in his shrivelled up organses without the benefit of mascara…! So yeah, mascara is the shinola !

2 03 2011
Lils

man quit beating around the bush…the reality is plain and simple….gals are usually straight forward, only that given their gentle nature they try to create soft landings for the hard truth, usually guys never really get to the point…most of what they are actually sayin needs to be infered….and occasionally when they are direct its in the most ridiculous manner!!

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