scared… [wrap-up]

I walked away with all my beef intact and rueing the fact that I grew up learning how to respect females, coz of their ability to say numerous things and build up no case what-so-ever because of hormones… (i might get a little stick coz of this)

I went about my business and focused on the test/ exam I had the next Monday

Did it, only to come back to me digs and find another note at my digs telling me the usual… except that this time it said…

“dude, I am sorry, I will come by later this evening… Uneek-Ness”

I really wanted to stay, but she took a while and when I walked out to grab a bite, I came back and found another note saying…

“you have no idea….”

Anyways, I waited for a little bit before I headed to her digs and left a note…

And before I could split, she found me in the stairwell

Saying to me;

Uneek: Basix… so now you made the trip

Basix: yeah, I owe you a visit

Uneek: I just wanted to say something

Basix: Go on…. but can’t we sit somewhere

Uneek: want a coffee, a glass of juice or something

Basix: I guess so… coffee black would be dope

Uneek: come and make it then

Basix: somethings never change huh!!

Uneek: it’s coz of you and your specifics when making coffee

A coupla minutes later on the balcony

Basix: so how were the books, exams shyte?

Uneek: I think I’m pregnant

Basix: Whatever, tell me about the last test…

Uneek: Dawg, didja hear what I said??

Basix: yeah, I did… I am just trying to process the shyte… you sure?

Uneek: Hmmn…

Basix: Aww cmon Uneek-ness, I am just saying shyte… have you seen a daktari? I understand you could have missed your period, and shyte seems crazy, but have you seen the daktari??

Uneek: that’s what I need you for? I can’t do it alone…

Basix: oh, but you know that we didn’t do the monkey biz..

Uneek: we did so…

Basix: Hehehehehehehehe; now may not be the time, but my lines were ineffective on you… you seemed to want me for a longer time..

Uneek: shudd-up before I pour this coffee on you

At that point in time, I am looking at Uneek, and thinking to me’self….

She ain’t the one I want to be with forever…/ She ain’t the one who I want to wake up with/ I actually don’t see me’self with her for more than the next few months…./ I am not falling for her../ She can’t be my wfe… so how can she be the mother of “our” kids….

No No!

I acted like a man high on trees… perhaps

Was very calm, and just chilled out a while…

She asked if I was ok…/ And I said no…

I asked her what if….

positives…

negatives….

Anyways….

The evening went on,. I crashed at her digs… and this time we had protection, but I disappointed her… she was very silent for the next three days…

Till I turned up at hers and told her we should go see the daktari…

I manned the f**k up and told the daktari the whole situation

He said not to worry (like they always do huh??)

A few days later, I got the call to get the results and picked them up and went to her digs…

Turned out she was just hallucinating….

She had some weird ish, that only turns up if she gets “excited”

I was clean, she was on medication and her condition had messed up her cycle…

Must confess now that that was one scary chapter of my life…

Me and her are still buddies, but since she went back to Naivasha, wait Nairobi, she went quiet on me…. she emailed me the other week asking how me love life is going…

I sent her the above post and she did precisely what we should have done then

We laughed….

Was another lesson learned especially on her side though….

She taught me to be calm under pressure…

ok, just kidding the school rugby team taught me that… what with their huge taclkes coming out of no-where…

But anyways, thanks Uneek-ness…

~b2b~out~