~arguments~about~size~are~a~dope~listen~

Many-a-time we never know what we want, until that point when we think we like something and when we try it….

We are like

Urgh

“I used to like………..”

is what comes out from that point on out

Sex is a very “sensitive” topic, for lack of a milder word…. (ok, delicate, blah-zi-blah)

In the way that I want to bring it out, it strictly relays in the way that this lovely-eyed blogger tried to express her aversion to small er sized members**…

Anyways, as a genuinely very normal and straight guy, I must admit that at one time in my life, I used to wonder whether size does matter at all for or when having sex….

I will explain this in a very uneek way

Splitting the different types of sex into:

Amazing/ Mindblowing/ Crazy/ Lousy/ Neveragain/ Seeyoutomorow

Areyouinyet/

And finally

Dayumohmygoodnessdon’tstop

Kinda of sex….

Help me by putting in the word sex after each of the above prefix-es….

i.e. AmazingSex/ MindblowingSex/ CrazySex/ LousySex/ NeveragainSex/ SeeyoutomorowSex/ AreyouinyetSex/ And finally

Dayumohmygoodnessdon’tstopSex….

For one to achieve any of the above mentioned types of sex, is the obvious warm blooded woman over the age of 22, and any virile hott blooded male above the age of 24….

Why 24 because in the real world of guy meets girl, a guy is the one in numerous cases expected to have been a little adventurous in his earlier years and experimented with older women (older than him in this case) , and learned a few things about pleasing a female…. and 22 coz well, though we think that girls are the ones who are protected from sex by their mothers, we actually know that girls are really really th e ones who get in sticky (excusethepun) type situations at an early-ier age than guys…. but hey what do i know??

As we grow older, we (read men) get more approached from women seeking sexual gratification….

Women learn to be a little less judgemental and more exprerimental

And men learn in truth that it takes a lot more than having a well (read largely sized member) to …..

1. have amazingsex….one must have a reasonably sized member…. i.e. one that will make her say Mmmh….. and also one that will make her notice when you attempt t pull-out

2. have mindblowingsex, one must use more than just his member to make her appreciate…. one must know what makes her respond…. how if you squeeze there, she reacts howly…..

3. crazysex….. one must be pretty spontaneous, and willing to be er open minded…

4. lousysex, well this one’s easy…. just put the member in and do nada….

5. neveragainsex, usually starts and ends with number 4 in the_plan and ends abruptly coz the man in question ends up ejaculating sooner than he should….

6. canIseeyoutomorrowsex is related to number 8 kind of sex…

7. Areyouinyetsex is really funny…. I remember watching Tupac’s movie with Janet Jackson. (Poetic Justice) and JJ’s homegirl Regina King was er riding her dude in the back of the van and he apparently had a small member….. but she did the necessary all the same coz she was well…. “appreciating”

And finally

8. Dayumohmygoodnessdon’tstopsex…. well this one is funny/ deep/ open/ real/ touchy and all the other words that women say during sex…

One may argue that to achieve this type of sex, one must have a larger sized member….

Not so….

One can achieve this by er, communicating with each other openly about the little things that you do to/ with each other that make you both say dayum…. or also just a real test run and welcome the response typesex…

Size does matter, especially if she is not comfortable with the small size and well,

She will try for only so long before she starts “creeping” around….

She will try for only so long before she starts looking at other women and wonder if they are in the same predicament…

She will try for only so long before she starts hanging out at the gym longer than before….

She will try for only so long before she starts accepting your approaches for sex without hesitating like before……. coz she is appreciating ot elsewhere

She will try for only so long before when you tick her off, she will trip and say that’s why you don’t fulfill my needs….

” any woman who has had that kind of sex where she looks at him in awe, afterwards will tell you that that dude knows how to er….. make her feel like a woman”

Mr_Back_To_Basics aka ~edmo~

And that my friend is where the debate on size ends

For the fellaz, don’t trip, if you’ve gotten with your girl more than once and she does stuff for you spontaneously….. calling you out of the blue to say hello, tells you she wants to come by your digs on Sunday afternoon, and yadi-yadi-yaagh, then you don’t need to bother with this….

Anyways, what I’m trying to say is this…

Women will always wonder in the back of their minds what a really big member must feel like…. when he is er….. representing….

But when they get in that one on one situation, she will cower at the chance, coz larger than life does have a nasty meaning

Nuff sed….

I heard all this from my “homegirls” a while ago…

Though some of it is a reflection of a few hommies lives….

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** Members relates to the male genitalia…. aka d**k, whopper, pr**k, phallus, etc….